What went wrong with my life

You're a cunt, I'm a cunt, we're all cunts.
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wannabebandkid:

voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it

wannabebandkid:

voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it

audible-smiles:

its so hilarious when straight men can’t think of an insult for lesbians that doesn’t boil down to “I don’t want to fuck you”

buddy have I got some news for you

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zackdoesart:

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Powerful things

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regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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princess-jpeg:

jennnalouisecoleman:

allmymetaphors:

when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im gonna throw up 

oh my god

this literally just tore my heart into a million pieces

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premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

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gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

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daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

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toothpast:

anythingaladdin:

Disney Heroines 

By: gariSK

let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better